YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME...?
Oooh currently hanging on Britney's PIECE OF ME. Which is kind of interesting, you know, since it's probably about her own life. Which is coool, you know, which is starting with the same phrase which I am gonna say for the fourth and fifth time, which is, "which is".
Now everybody knows that, I, am of course, besides being melodramatic and a RC, I am also psychologically disturbed, very much. As you all would know, I have now spread the network of 'KNOWING MEL IS PD" onto facebook, yes, facebook, the very thing that keeps many of us alive. Or maybe that's just me. But anyway, yes, now my entire network knows how pd I am. It first started with the notes, and then the links, and now it's the status updates. From the innocent, "JUMP AND FLY" to "JUMP AND FLY. I AM A UNICORN" to "BARNEY IS A JUMPING, FLYING, UNICORN." I mean, what IS with my obsessively pathetic fetish with purple dinosaurs and unicorns?! [You might want to ask what is my problem with jumping and flying as well, but that's not very important. So anyway, I was going to tell you of my large problem with... Wait for it... Facebppl. Yes, this thing that you are probably on now. Unless you are like nah and don't have an account. Here goes.
THE INTERNET-SLASH-SAFARI.
1. Facebook.
We. Heart. Facebook. Okay a large number of us, do, anyway. It has virtually everything, from daddy's typing at work [TYPING MANIAC] to mama's household chores of catching mice [MOUSEHUNT] to your kindergarten sibling's SPOT THE DIFFERENCE game. [What IS with that game anyway?! I can't seem to get through three pictures without using a hint.] BUT. Facebook is starting to make us go crazy. I mean, look at the status updates! Imagine saying "GIVE ME LOVE OR GIVE ME FIVE?" in real life. I think the other person would give you a decent slap, to the very least. Or even better.... "HEY! I read your status! Cute! *LIKE* " Or "Hey, I'm 54% obsessed with my looks!" [NOTE]. OR "Hey, I'm now friends with Sally The Camel. I'm a fan of Britney!" People would send you to IMH immediately. Or... "HEY! I found a picture of you! Here! *Passes photo* TAG." "I made a note and I want you to do it. *Passes note* TAG."
... Or my personal favourite. "Hey, you know a crush is on my mind most of the day? People see flirty eyes in my eyes, you know?" [POST].
Facebook rocks, huh? (: Okay that wasn't sarcastic.
lyss
P.S. No, I have NOTHING against facebook. I love it, in fact. It's just that unicorns like me love talking about everything! Oooh... Pretty barney in the corner...